Me whenever someone tries to teach me, a heathen, about the “true” meaning of christmas.
“First of all Sister SUSAN, it’s called winter Solstice/Yule, and secondly, we celebrate the return of the light, that the days are getting longer and the bountiful harvest in the autumn months.So HO HO HOE, and happy Solstice! ” 🎄
A slimey boy
wildlife biologist brain: it’s a really good thing these are illegal in the US bc of the rampant damage they could cause as an invasive species
the rest of me: Gi v e me…….the Large Shelled Man
st-jinx
It’s a work in progress still :)
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